Great Parenting, Volume One

I must admit that recently I was persuaded by a friend to join an online dating service. In retrospect it has been a monumental waste of time. But I digress.

I was taken aback by something that I saw occurring with regular frequency. Many of the women who had posted profiles seemed to think that it was a good idea to include photographs of their children. Perhaps I am mistaken, but is this not a monumentally asinine move?

The Internet is already a pedophile’s paradise and these broads are giving them a bone. Johnny Perv could be surfing for a woman with young kids to begin with, now he has a catalogue to choose from. At some point reality should check in and these mothers should realize that it is not the greatest idea to showcase your children on the Internet for all to see. Maybe these women are so desperate though, that this is their intention. I am probably going to hell for that last sentence, but I am most likely heading there anyways.

The bottom line is that any parent should understand that their primary function in life is to protect their children. Giving any potential fucked up asshole with an Internet connection the opportunity to check out their son or daughter is a failure to serve this function.