File this one under: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Yesterday, 125 people were arrested for accessing child pornography in New Jersey, the cradle of civilization. Normally, I am down for a little bit of innocent kiddie porn, like everyone else, but what makes this case especially egregious is the fact that one of the feature attractions of this particular porn rings were photos and videos involving infants.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??? These 125 douchebags are pathetic. We are now scraping the bottom of the barrel here. As fucked up as it is to think that some sick motherfucker actually violated a child in the first place, what is even more fucking bizarre is the fact that there is a goddamned marketplace for this shit. Really, who gets off watching babies getting screwed?

Inevitably, most of the accused offenders in this case will get minimal prison sentences, if any jail time at all, because for many it will be their first offence. They will have court ordered therapy sessions where they will be able to get all of their feelings out and determine why they resorted to such a perverse behavior in the first place and they will be cured forever, as long as they don’t get caught again.

I find this manner of treatment unacceptable. I think that they should line up all 125 of these assholes. Then one by one they should load them into a cannon and shoot them up against a brick wall. And I also think that they should sell tickets and host it in Yankee Stadium, or some other large - scale venue. And in order to make this event family friendly (I think that there would be some poetic justice involved if children could watch this spectacle) the cannon should be preloaded with 300 pounds of strawberry jam. That way when the diseased fuckwads have their bodies interact with a solid brick wall at high speed, the kids won’t be too traumatized.