Best Day Ever!

First, Britney Spears is getting divorced. Finally, this is my chance. I can be her new Federline, but with Talent. Call me baby, we’ll grab some Pabst and hit up a flea market.

Second, the American election was today. And the Democrats took the house. That will neuter Baby Bush and his cronies. I love American election coverage. It is so much like watching a sporting event: top of the line graphics and soundtracks, stats everywhere, every second, the commentators giving their thoughts on the performances and interviews with the players. It is a rush! And as an added bonus, I get 7 hours of Wolf Blitzer.

Third, I had Tacos tonight.

Best Day Ever!

America Votes

Americans are heading to the polls today and in record – low numbers I am quite certain. I am hoping that the democrats pick up enough seats to neuter Little Bush and the Gruesome Twosome.

One of the two, Donald Rumsfeld, was called on to resign by all branches of the American military. He is going to stick it out though, just to make sure that Iraq gets mishandled even more.

Already there have been reports of voter intimidation and irregularities with their new voting machines. What a joke this democracy has become. One of the important elements to an election, in my mind, is a paper trail. I think that these voting machines are vulnerable to tampering and leave no recourse for recounts.

I will have more on this as the polls close.

I Love this Song

This song is from a Canadian Panasonic Television ad. It is so soothing. It takes away the urge to kill. The downside is it is only 60 seconds long as it was commissioned specifically for the ad and was written and recorded by session musicians. I hope that they do a full on version of this song at some point and that it permanently plays in the background and lulls me into blissful pacifism.

With out further adieu, I give you,

Guatemala