Best Day Ever!

First, Britney Spears is getting divorced. Finally, this is my chance. I can be her new Federline, but with Talent. Call me baby, we’ll grab some Pabst and hit up a flea market.

Second, the American election was today. And the Democrats took the house. That will neuter Baby Bush and his cronies. I love American election coverage. It is so much like watching a sporting event: top of the line graphics and soundtracks, stats everywhere, every second, the commentators giving their thoughts on the performances and interviews with the players. It is a rush! And as an added bonus, I get 7 hours of Wolf Blitzer.

Third, I had Tacos tonight.

Best Day Ever!