OJ Simpson - All - Time Biggest Piece of Shit

What can you say about OJ that hasn’t been said before? Not too much, but I will try. Ever since the trial of the 20th century declared OJ innocent and the follow up civil suit declared OJ to be the opposite, The Juice has spent the decade that followed living in relative obscurity.

A couple of years ago, OJ released a DVD series called “Juiced” that basically ripped off “Punk’d”, with The Juice subbing in for Ashton Kutcher. At the time, I actually read an article that interviewed the producer/director. He went on to basically describe OJ as a dick of the highest calibre.

As if we needed more evidence to support that claim, besides the fact that he still has not paid the Goldman family a dime from their civil suit – OJ resides outside of California now and is not subject to the terms of the payment outside of the state – The Juice has decided to confirm that he is by far one of, if not the biggest fucking asshole who ever walked the earth.

OJ announced this week that he plans to release a book that takes the “what if I did it” approach to the double murders that claimed the life of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. Apparently, he is going to write this riveting piece of “fiction” and outline what approach he would have taken if he were actually the one who sliced two humans’ throats like a piece of cheese. This book will no doubt sell a few thousand copies, due to the perverse nature of human curiosity. OJ has stated that he will still refuse to give any money to the Goldmans, even if the book is a huge seller.

Following OJ’s lead, I am going to write a book that will look at the hypothetical scenario that I smoke pot, drink, have sex with strange women and party like an animal. After I write this imaginary tome, I will read it over and then realize that the book is not imaginary at all, but that it is indeed my life. I wonder if OJ will have the same reaction to his book, thus ending his 10 - year search for the real killer.

To me, this is piece of trash book is a far greater affront to general human decency than the murders themselves. OJ is a piece of shit of the highest degree and I think that he should be shot out of a cannon against a brick wall, with Mr. Goldman lighting the fuse. Then, Mr. Goldman can write a book about it.

Fuck You, OJ, you Grade – A douchebag.