Jesus asks, "Why Me, Me? Why?"

I have great news. Stephen Baldwin, yes THE Stephen Baldwin has made a comeback. Unfortunately he has not returned to provide us with another cinematic masterpiece in the same vein as his previous hits, Bio-Dome, Slapshot 2 or his one time guest spot on CSI. We can only pray that he will return to the screen some day.

I have a sneaking suspicion that our prayers may be answered, because Jesus loves one of his own. No I am not talking about Jews, carpenters or pimps. I am referring to the legion of his (or His, depending on perspective) followers known as Christians. Well, the club just got one bigger, as Stevie B. has been born again, as he has outlined thoroughly in his new book: The Unusual Suspect: My Calling to the New Hardcore Movement of Faith.

I am sure that it is a great read, perhaps even worthy of an Oprah Book Club selection. I am also sure that Jesus must be ecstatic. Out of all of the Baldwin brothers who could have potentially chosen to follow the Big Christ, snagging Stephen must be seen as a real coup in the kingdom of heaven.

Sure, he may not have Billy's good looks, Daniel's drug and food addictions, or Alec's talent, but he is easily the 3rd or 4th best Baldwin, at least that is what Kim Bassinger told me - zing! Next up for Jesus as he scours the celebrity world for devotees - Marlin Jackson, followed by Frank Stallone. Nothing but the cream of the Christian crop - more on this as it unfolds.