Monday, October 23, 2006

Out of the Ether


I don’t really have anything to post right now, except for this rambling. I am not sure what to write, so I will just write whatever pops into my head. Oranges. Delicious, vitamin-rich oranges, chock full of goodness, I highly recommend that you eat one immediately.

I really don’t think that this is going to work out that well. At least that last part didn’t work out at all; although oranges certainly are good. Not as good as nectarines though.

I can eat four or five nectarines in a row, depending on availability. A lot of people prefer peaches. I guess, for me anyways, it has to do with the fact that nectarines are pretty much the exact same, except god waxes them first. They are nice and smooth when you're lapping up all that juice. I just prefer it that way and there’s nothing wrong with that. Don’t get me wrong: if I happen to come across a perfectly delicious and juicy peach, I will gladly eat it, gladly. It would just be preferable to have a nectarine, that’s all.

Who’s with me?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like nectarines a bit more. But I am with you. I will eat both without prejudice. Good site.

Horatio - London, England

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

millions of peaches, peaches for me. I wish.

funny article man. you are talking about pussy right?

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've partaken in my fair share of impulsive purchases when it comes to such fruit. In my experience, the peach has a tendency to leak a little more. It seems that there's always a feeling of apprehension before biting into one.

Nectarines, although harder to come by, are the only fruit worth penetrating with your tongue ...and then ejaculating in.

Now THAT'S subtle.

9:23 AM  

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